How To Read

[marval]

I have just bought the book ‘Learn How to Read’ and am now realising the potential problem.

I just went and checked my bank balance, it is not very good, I fell in the river.

I once knew this really emotional delivery driver. He used to take everything the wrong way.

My partner said he is leaving me because of my obsession with skin disorders. I said ‘Let’s not make any rash decisions.’

My friend wasn’t paying attention at work and ended up getting himself fired I guess that’s a risk you take working in a ceramics factory.

I asked the librarian for a book about permeable rocks. “Have a look in Waterstones,” she said.

I came runner-up at the religious-themed fancy dress contest. My costume was second to nun.

Whenever I go out, I make sure that I take my doner card. I get 15% off at my local kebab
shop.

My dad said I would never succeed as a baker, because I always use the wrong tools for the job. You should have seen me today. I was raking in the dough.

I wanted to join a medieval troupe but didn’t have any qualifications. I had to go to knight school.

[Patsy33]

Lol!...Very good.
The one about obsession of skin disorders. I think your decision was spot on, Marval...

[marval]

I was hoping it wasn't a bit rash Patsy.

[Canary42]

LOL. Specially the Waterstones one :-D

[tonyav]

I think your decision was spot on, Marval...

I was itching to say that, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

That must have really irritated you Tone

[tonyav]

Yeah it was a real fly in the ointment, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Didn't salve anything then..