Old Guy On A Bus.

[cupid04]

An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on.
The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange and he's wearing
feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring, the punk rocker decides to speak to him.
'What's the matter, old man?' he asks. 'Didn't you do anything wild when you
were young?'
'Yeah, the old guy replies. One time I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe
you were my love child.'

[tonyav]

LOL ( ya little minx ).

[waterboatman]

It's a cracker :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol! I bet there were a few ruffled feathers....

[marval]

lol

[elliemay1]

I'm sure he was spitting feathers after that reply!