Sentry Duty

[marval]

Whilst on sentry duty in pitch darkness I suddenly saw a horse and rider, clad in armour, charging straight at me. I quickly took off my knight vision equipment.

Everyone laughed when I started my degree in locksmithing. But it’s really opened some doors for me.

I had to quit my job as a comedic fashion designer. I didn’t have enough material.

I have given up honey production to form a Monkee’s tribute band. Now I’m a bee leaver.

I was going to post a joke about U-boats but I just couldn’t find a subcategory.

I was going to start taking self defence lessons but I decided on algebra instead. I am a firm believer there is safety in numbers.

I was listening to music in my bedroom when my dog walked in on me practicing the robot. He is actually getting pretty good at it.

I saw a crocodile in a tuxedo the other day. I thought what a snappy dresser.

I dropped my laptop off the side of a boat the other day. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

As an athlete I have always struggled with running events, so today I have decided to try the javelin, hammer and discus. I am having a field day.

[Patsy33]

Just cottened on to the comedic fashion designer, lol

[zebo]

I assume your locksmithing degree is from Yale. Did the American food make you a little Chubby?

[zebo]

Bridge lessons are more useful than self-defence, you learn about all kinds of tricks.