I Enrolled

[marval]

I enrolled in parachute school the other week, unfortunately I had to drop out.

My partner keeps doing pheasant impressions. I thought “He’s game.”

Last time I was in Rome, I went to see the Spanish Steps. Worst tribute band ever.

I have just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and can’t get it out! I’ll tell you what; I am in a right pickle!

My friend has recorded a short stand-up set in which he tells a number of jokes about peas. You should check out his podcast.

Sales of my new book “How to save money by cutting down your telephone use” have slumped. The book shop said there has been no call for it.

I have got a bird that can predict the future. It is an omen pigeon.

I ate the most wonderful flatfish today. It was brill.

I rang Duncan Bannatyne the other night to pitch an idea to him, but before I could go any further he said: “I’m out.” I got his answering machine.

I feel that geographical puns are beneath me; there’s Norway I’d go Oslo as that.

[Patsy33]

Lol...Good lot there, Marval!

[marval]

Thank you Patsy, I hope your grandson is feeling better now.

[maggiebee]

Some good ones there marval, keep up the good work.

[Patsy33]

Yes he is, thanks Marval. It was very upsetting seeing him like it. He's such a dear little boy. We love him to bits.

[marval]

I will Maggie, hope you are managing well.