Hoof Hearted

[albaqwerty]

cracker of a name for a horse.

Any ideas for apt or not apt names for animals?

:-)

[Mamyalynne]

Youngest Grandson has a Tortoise called Marshmallow.

What's that all about??

[campbellking]

Friend of a friend named their pony Little Sheet just for the joy of having the ringside commentator say the name.

[tonyav]

My mom used to have a cat that she named Rastus !

[wolf63]

A hamster called Gary belong to my younger niece.

[choux]

I recall the correspondent Julian Wilson commenting on a race many moons ago where he had to be very distinct in naming one of the runners called Shy Talk.
https://www.racingpost.com/profile/horse/435081/shy-talk

[shoota]

Donkey Oti

[shoota]

Knew a girl some time ago who had a cat called Fried Egg.

[douglas9401]

Cat, Steven.

[MargoTester]

My cat was called Gladys

[Ken4155]

I've got a mouse and he hasn't got a house
I don't know why i call him Gerald
He's getting very old but he's a good mouse
Floyd (Bike)

[wolf63]

"I've got a mouse and he hasn't got a house ... good mouse"

He might not have a house but he has a basket to sleep in.

[vulcan42]

My apologies for going off topic but choux reminded me of a friend who called his sports car shy tot. Driving around Stratford -upon -Avon, people would call outs its name and then get all embarrassed when they realised what they had said.

[Ken4155]

For obvious reasons, there is a dedicated team of people at Weatherbys who run the rule over the names of racehorses in an attempt to thwart any risque names. Among those genuinely rejected are; Ben Dover, Biggus Diccus, Penny Tration, Ophelia Balls, Ho Lee Fook, E Rex Sean and Sofa King Fast. Occasionally, some do slip through the net such as the aforementioned Hoof Hearted , Two In The Pink and Wear The Fox Hat. Just saying:-)

[Stephen_G]

Ex-Liverpool striker Robbie Fowler wanted to call his Racehorse by that very name, but the Jockey Club wouldn't allow it.

[Denton]

Ken,what about Julie Cecil years ago with, Mary Hinge and Betty Swallocks.

[elliemay1]

A child I once taught had a cat called Baked Beans

[Zacs-Master]

My mate had a cat called Crouton cos it was all crispy when he found it (used to put it inside his jacket and ride from Newcastle to Leeds on a motorbike too).

Another mate had a cat called Cooking Fat. A hem.

[ducksie]

years ago,the response to the heading of this post was "ice melted", we had great craic with this when I was growing up, a bit like Toole's hotel, where all the big knobs hang out (it was the gents toilet ;) )

[shoota]

I'm going to buy a young cat.
I'll call her 'Kitten Caboodle'.
She'll mean everything to me...

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol@ Zacs!...