My apologies for going off topic but choux reminded me of a friend who called his sports car shy tot. Driving around Stratford -upon -Avon, people would call outs its name and then get all embarrassed when they realised what they had said.
For obvious reasons, there is a dedicated team of people at Weatherbys who run the rule over the names of racehorses in an attempt to thwart any risque names. Among those genuinely rejected are; Ben Dover, Biggus Diccus, Penny Tration, Ophelia Balls, Ho Lee Fook, E Rex Sean and Sofa King Fast. Occasionally, some do slip through the net such as the aforementioned Hoof Hearted , Two In The Pink and Wear The Fox Hat. Just saying:-)
My mate had a cat called Crouton cos it was all crispy when he found it (used to put it inside his jacket and ride from Newcastle to Leeds on a motorbike too).
years ago,the response to the heading of this post was "ice melted", we had great craic with this when I was growing up, a bit like Toole's hotel, where all the big knobs hang out (it was the gents toilet ;) )