The Chicken And The Duck

[New Judge]

Heard a goodie when down Dorzett this week.

A chicken and a duck meet up in the High Street.

"Hello duck" says the chicken "What you up to today?"

"Well, I've never been on the other side of the road there. I thought I might cross over and see what's going on."

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." said the chicken. "I did it once and I never heard the last of it."

[Patsy33]

That quacked me up!..

[vetuste_ennemi]

I once heard Placido Domingo being interviewed on British radio when he told a rather rude joke about going into an English butcher's and asking for (he'd heard this was the quality stuff, like) an Aylesbury duck.

I wonder if you or any other poster remembers it, NJ.

[marval]

HaHa

[Arksided]

ha-ha like it...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road... to show he had guts.

Why did the Hedgehog cross the road... to see his flat mate.

[marval]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken had not been invented.

[Arksided]

*A bit naughty this one...*



Why did the pervert cross the road...

...because he couldn't get the chicken off his nob.