Supermarket.

[cupid04]

A woman says hello to a man in the supermarket.
'Hi,' the man replies: 'Do I know you?'
'Yes,' she said. 'You're the father of one of my children.'
'Oh,' the man gasps. 'Are you the stripper I slept with at John's stag do?'
'Erm, no' the woman replies, 'I'm your son's teacher.'

[tonyav]

lol ya little minx

[1ozzy]

Bet she was moonlighting

[waterboatman]

I wonder what she teaches!

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Lol!