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Supermarket.
A woman says hello to a man in the supermarket.
'Hi,' the man replies: 'Do I know you?'
'Yes,' she said. 'You're the father of one of my children.'
'Oh,' the man gasps. 'Are you the stripper I slept with at John's stag do?'
'Erm, no' the woman replies, 'I'm your son's teacher.'
'Hi,' the man replies: 'Do I know you?'
'Yes,' she said. 'You're the father of one of my children.'
'Oh,' the man gasps. 'Are you the stripper I slept with at John's stag do?'
'Erm, no' the woman replies, 'I'm your son's teacher.'
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