What Do You Keep Under Your Bed?

[Caran]

I tend to bulk buy toilet rolls and Bold washing powder when they are on special offer. I struggled to find a place to keep them all. Then I hit on the idea of storing them under the bed. Works out quite well for me.

[albaqwerty]

home-made gin stuff = potcheen.
I've got a recipe for the vodka one...….

(it's my turn for the whip)

[tonyav]

home-made gin stuff = potcheen.
I've got a recipe for the vodka one...…

Ohhh I like the sound of your bed, ah wench ;-)

[gness]

That’s a lousy chat up line, Tony..... ;-)

[marval]

A few clothes in the drawers under the bed. Otherwise probably just some dust.(I do move it around occasionally.)

[albaqwerty]

wot I'd give for the crying laughing emoji :-))))

honestly our kid, shame on you, the potcheen vodka ain't made in me bed, errr, dare I mention sheds?

Besides which, you've got sharp elbows and you snore

[tonyav]

gness That’s a lousy chat up line, Tony..... ;-)

Aw I feel so deflated, that was one of my best ;-)

[gness]

Your best?! Come on then...let’s hear your worst!

[Maydup]

Suitcase and holdall, plus a couple of sacks which I gradually fill up of unwanted items and take to the chaorty shop.

[Smowball]

Absolutely nothing - it’s too close to the floor.

[tonyav]

.let’s hear your worst!

I don't have one, gness. All of mine are winners ;-)

[gness]

OooooooOooooooo...... ;-)

[Buenchico]

I store the bodies of my victims under my bed until such time as I've been able to get hold of enough acid to fill the bath.

Er, doesn't everyone?

;-)

[rowanwitch]

It used to be cats til I ran out, now its the other seasons clothes, towels, curtain fabric waiting for a day when I really want to do them, and hats... lots of hats
The other med is suitcases, photos and a memory book I started for Dave that I will never finish but can't throw away

[maggiebee]

Stoor or oose - Scottish words for dust. Haven't heard the cocaine one before!

[Bobbisox1]

Drawers full of duvet covers,pillow cases and fitted sheets

[Georgiesmum]

Two suitcases and books, loads of books.