It's Been A Very Long Time......

[gness]

.....since this has happened to me and never before when the only rescuers were the two young chaps packing my stuff to go off to Ireland. Dave had gone for bacon to make butties for us all......never around when you need them, are they!

What happened?.... :-)

[aelmpvw]

locked yourself in the shed?

[gness]

No.... :-)

[Spicerack]

Locked in bathroom?

[Arksided]

You had to get out of bed.

[Spicerack]

^Good one.
Locked yourself out of house?
Is it lock related?

[Spicerack]

Couldn't get top off sauce-bottle.

[aelmpvw]

has a wild hare made off with your corkscrew?

[gness]

Spice is closest.......no locks on my bathroom doors......but the door on one grew after I closed it......I know it did.....no way would it open from inside.....the two chaps shouldered me out...... :-(

[aelmpvw]

my doris often appears in front of me with a bleach bottle and an annoyed expression on her face ...

[Arksided]

Funny a few years ago whilst having a new kitchen fitted, I went to the bathroom and closed the door (I live alone so don't usually need to) I heard the door chime go and new the chap was probably going for dinner/lunch. Tried to open the door but heard something snap inside it... no way out, nothing on me to undo the screws, fortunately the chap came back about ten mins later, getting gear from van. He took the door handle off from the out side. I felt a bit of an idiot but not my fault.