How To Really Really Pee Your Hubby Off!!

[Smowball]

1. Not realised that he’s assumed teen Smow won’t be going into work and so has taken his 6pm shower slot instead of his usual 6.30
2. Hear shower and assume teen Smow is being stubborn by going to work and knock on door
3. Hear reply and still think it’s teen Smow
4. Turn to walk away and accidentally knock bathroom light switch which is outside bathroom door - Mr Smow is now showering in the dark!!
4. Hear screams and realise what’s happened.
5. Mr Smow emerges with every expletive possible......
5. Teen Smow is oblivious as he’s just dosed himself up again with whatever lethal concoction the pharmacy gave him.....

Is it too early for wine???

[Smowball]

I didn’t have a clue that I’d knocked it. As soon as I realised I turned it straight back on

[1ozzy]

Such a simple solution Naomi.
Why wasn't it thought of?

[Smowball]

I didn’t have a clue that I’d knocked it. As soon as I realised I turned it on

[naomi24]

But you said, 'Mr Smow is now showering in the dark!!', so you left him there - showering in the dark - to come and tell us all about it. I think you're pulling our plonkers.

[1ozzy]

Join the clueless club Smow.

I'm the president, but, it's time someone else took the reins ;-/

[1ozzy]

//I think you're pulling our plonkers.//

Well, it is chatterbank, the home of nonsense and natter.

Keeping in mind just how well read and intelligent someone is maybe news and/or religion could be a better place to nitpick

[Smowball]

I’m confused! I walked away, heard shout and quickly switched light back on. Why would I make such a boring story up??

[naomi24]

That sounds like you think Smowball is unintelligent, 1ozzy. I’m sure you didn’t mean that.

[naomi24]

// Why would I make such a boring story up?? //

I've no idea ... but your story makes no sense so I'll leave others to it.

[1ozzy]

//That sounds like you think Smowball is unintelligent, 1ozzy//

In your eyes only Naomi.

How many nitpicking posts do you need to make in a chatterbank thread?

I'd guess enough for you to prove your seniority

[Smowball]

Naomi I’ve been on this site for YEARS so I’m confused what I’m meant to have said wrong

[aelmpvw]

i thought us blokes only showered when there was a y in the month?

[mallyh]

lol . the same happened to me on holiday ,we had a door key card that you slotted in to turn electric on mr mally said he was going to my brother and sister in laws room so took the key card leaving me in total darkness in the shower (there was no widows so pitch black ).when he realised came back ,had a glass of wine and laughed about it x

[Smowball]

Lol

[1ozzy]

That's an English thing Aelpmvw ;-/

[1ozzy]

Hope Master Smow comes good within a few days, back to doing what he wants

[gness]

Ahhhh, Smow........ having a bit of banter on CB with a tale, embroidered or not, is now a waste of time.....

Falling membership and the decline of the News category (and we know why that is) is causing folk who once ignored ChatterBank to slither around there in search of something and someone to pick at.....x

[mallyh]

I agree gness ,anything that makes people smile is a good thing xx

[hereIam]

Always ended of course with a kiss - weird !