Have A Laugh

[marval]

I was driving along today when a cop stopped me.
"Papers" he said as I wound down my window.
"Scissors" I replied, "I win" and with that I drove off.
He must have wanted a rematch because he kept chasing me for the next 20 minutes.


Two park keepers managing the boating lake.
1st park keeper, "Come in 99 your time is up."
2nd park keeper "We don't have a 99."
1st park keeper "You in trouble 66?"


I posted a video on You Tube once of a train journey I took between Prestatyn and Colwyn Bay. It went via Rhyl.

The revival concert in Devon next week, organised by classic 60s group Bread, has been cancelled due to a disagreement between fellow 60s group Cream and the 80s mod band The Jam. Neither group could agree who was to go on first.

Scientists have started an experiment which will allow human vocal cords to be grown in the laboratory.
They say the results will speak for themselves.

Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian calendar.

[Mamyalynne]

Like those.

[marval]

Glad you like them Mamyalynne

[Patsy33]

Lol..Like the boating lake one & Gregorian Calender.... :-)

[Canary42]

Some good ones there. The first one, the Rhyl one, and the last one had me LOL.