What is the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to you?

[chrissiekins]

Come, tell us all!

[rugeleyboy]

probably not the most embarrasing but i was in a local shop with loads of folk behind me at the counter and my card was refused!!!!!!!!

[laurence2]

i caught my mum and dad having sex in the living room, i arrived home earlier than expected, i stood their opened mouthed for a second or two, then as an ice breaker, i said i,ll put the kettle on

[twain11]

Farting in the street to find there is a nice bird about to walk round the corner and the wind is behind you.

[rugeleyboy]

ohh, laurence, thanks for that........it brought back the time it happened to me!!! i came home early and my dad was on the vinegar strokes and for some reason,which i hope was shock i couldnt take my eyes off them????

[chrissiekins]

erm, what's a vinegar stroke?

[~Wingnut~]

The last thrusts of sexual intercourse, or masturbation, just prior to reaching orgasm.

[~Wingnut~]

You did ask!

[timothy sew]

getting blow job of of what i thought was a girl to find out during that he was a she

[chrissiekins]

Oh! (*she blushes*)

I know I'm going to regret this, but why is it so called?

[rugeleyboy]

have you never had chips from a chippy?

[chrissiekins]

er, yes...........................................................................?

[rugeleyboy]

errrm...ok......... pretend your now shaking the vinegar over the chips?

[tictactoe]

Did I hear the penny drop? Lol ;>)

[janetsflower]

You live and learn and now i won't ever be able to put vinegar on my chips without that thought springing to mind

[tradey]

mine was when we were out one night been to have a meal was abit drunk and fell down some stairs,one of my shoes flew off and hit this fella on the head,my hubby couldnt stop laughing tight sod,but it was funny.

[Roughquest]

First day at a new job, dying to go for a pee, found the loos and promptly hurried into a cubicle to do the business, I couldnt see anyone else about. A few seconds later, I heard a female voice shout "Is anyone in here?" Without thinking I replied "YES" and after leaving the cubicle i spied a row of urinals in front of me! I quickly washed my hands and ran out of there as fast as i could stopping on the way to say to the cleaning lady "Please dont tell anyone about this!" LOL!!!!!!!!! I didnt know i was in the mens washroom! AAAAAAAAGH!

[Sherry1]

Now this is going back years but during the 70's there was a fad of wearing paper knickers... seriously.... I was dressed to the nines thinking I was the bees knees in a mini mini skirt and high heels.I walked into a pub to meet this fella. I'm not kidding I was getting looks from most men in there. Anyway the guy wasn't there so I bought a drink and sat on a stool at the bar. 10 minutes later he hadn't arrived so I got up to go to the loo..... someone had spilt something sticky on the stool and although I got up my knickers didn't.. the crotch of the knickers was hanging down below my skirt !!! I ran to the loo but there wasn't even a window to get out. I had to walk back through the bar to wolf whistles and laughter. I wished I could die

[stephyker]

WINGNUT, please explain?

The last thrusts of sexual intercourse, or masturbation, just prior to reaching orgasm.

Why is that embarrassing?