Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell you she was a vegan.
How do you spot a vegan at a party? You don't need to, he'll tell you.
Vegans are attention seekers - they labour under the wrong assumption they are morally superior to those of us who have the temerity to enjoy eating animals. They couldn't be more wrong.
Pretty much every argument they have, from environmental impacts to morality, fail under the merest of scrutiny.
They are best either ignored because of their idiocy, or ridiculed because of their idiocy.
I have no problem with vegans who keep themselves to themselves - it would be arrogant otherwise, but I do have an issue with the vegans who have the breathtaking arrogance to preach to others how they should live their lives.
Frankly, they are pathetic.