It Just Gets Worse.

[teacake44]

Walked into BQ yesterday, and you know them persons who go around with , " here to help" on their tops, I asked them for an Allen key, he said, Quote, nobody works here by that name, sorry. You just can't win can you.

[agchristie]

Try askin for Matt in the paint dept :-)

[rockyracoon]

Lol, that's funny

[Neveracrossword]

...and there's no Elbow Grease either.

[teacake44]

I don't think he's there any longer, I filed a complaint against him.

[TonyV]

teacake you should have asked for a left handed screw driver.

[melv16]

A guy on the supermarket checkout asked me if the vegetable he was scanning was a cabbage? It was!

[hellywelly4]

Love it!!

[Georgiesmum]

You should have asked him where they keep the tartan paint or the six foot sky hooks!

[Spicerack]

My mate, Matt Wates worked there. Never a stain or crumple in his uniform. Unlike his brother, Matt Rescover.

[-SharonA-]

And did you meet Stanley Knife?

[TonyV]

I think Stanley Saw was on DIY yesterday

[Patsy33]

I had the same sort of experience when looking for billhooks...

[teacake44]

I did say, it just gets worse :0)

[TonyV]

Well (deep hole in the ground) did you think it to get better?