Live Longer - No Sex Or Curry...

[Canary42]

... but do you live happier ?

https://uk.yahoo.com/style/secret-long-life-no-sex-121554309.html

All a matter of taste I suppose.

[ludwig]

It's a well known fact that if you abstain from everything that actually makes life worth living, you can live to a ripe old age.

[10ClarionSt]

Is it? Where does it say that, Ludwig? It might be a fact that someone said it, but how is it factual?

[Mamyalynne]

If we can't get Tony to have gravy there's no hope for curry.

[david small]

I had curry tonight, my wife’s away....

[tonyav]

MamyalynneIf we can't get Tony to have gravy there's no hope for curry.

Oi missy, I've had a lovely day ( no gravy or curry involved ).

[Mamyalynne]

Pah, well you say that :-)

[tonyav]

I think I might have pulled, the grooms gran likes to dance.

[Mamyalynne]

Hmmm, floozy eh?

[tonyav]

It's the moves, Mamya it's the moves ( they can't resist ) ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

I did mean you ;-)

[tonyav]

LOL

[Theland]

Live longer? Lots of early nights . . . . . . with my blow up doll.
Curry? Nah! Cheese butty.

[Barsel]

I had a curry once, it was a chicken Korma and I asked them to make it as mild as possible and also had a full jug of water with it! Had sex a few times I think, well I have 3 daughters so I must have done. Not a fan of either really would rather have a bacon barm and watch a good drama. x