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I Used To Own
I use to own a car made entirely of wood, wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden seats, wooden engine. I had to sell though, it wooden go.
I phoned the weak bladder helpline about my problem, it's 1p a minute.
The happy couple pledged their vows to each other
He offered his honour,
She honoured his offer
And all night long it was honour and offer.
A disillusioned plumber decided to leave his wife Florence but didn't have the courage to tell her to her face.
So he decided to leave her a note.
She came down in the morning to find it on the kitchen table.
It simply read. It's over Flo.
I phoned the weak bladder helpline about my problem, it's 1p a minute.
The happy couple pledged their vows to each other
He offered his honour,
She honoured his offer
And all night long it was honour and offer.
A disillusioned plumber decided to leave his wife Florence but didn't have the courage to tell her to her face.
So he decided to leave her a note.
She came down in the morning to find it on the kitchen table.
It simply read. It's over Flo.
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