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John_Virgo | 21:07 Sun 13th Aug 2006 | Body & Soul
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Whos the grassy jobs worth that keeps squealing on us "greenies" - all we want to do is integrate with you weridos and become "grey" - would you take that away from a dying man (im not dying by the way, but sometimes wish i was - just for the crack like) xxx
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whiffey ..I saw him at a pro-celebrity snooker match with Cliff Thorburn (spelling?) ... he was hilarious
Bluebottle: Eccles, wot you doing here ?"
Eccles: Everybody gotta be somewhere

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the welsh blond one, terry griffiths was it? Very dull looking. sad face.
Ooooh whiffey gooned me :o)

Stephen Hendry ~ that's the one, thanking you BOO!

Oh yeah dotty..when he smiled though, he lit up the room. And made several people pass out with shock ;o)
Has Slok been banned?
Oh don't get me started !

Bluebottle: Now, man, I was trained in Judo by the great Bert. Using the body as a counter-pivot to displace the opponent, I use the great Bert's method of throwing the opponent to his death! Be warned, Moriarty, one false move and you die by Bert's method!
Moriarty: Take that!
[thud]
Bluebottle: AHOO! Wait till I see that twit Bert.
Eccles: You- you hit my friend Bottle again and see what happens!
[thud]
Bluebottle: AHOO!
Eccles: See, that's what happens!


Yes yes I know I've posted it before, but by goodness it bears repetition, and why else would I be called Bertie ?

'I've fallen in the water'
the little spotty one is ding ju hoi (sp) or as i like to call him, big dong shlong
was there a bert in sesame street?
Phantom batter hurler of bexhill-on-sea
Whiffey, i'm delighted, i don't think i've thought about the goons for years.

Sweet as a nut.
I've done this one before too, but with absolutely no apologies here it is again:


Bloodnok: It's a copper.
Spriggs: I'm not a policeman!
Bloodnok: I beg your pardon, madam.
Spriggs: I'm not a policewoman either!
Bloodnok: I say, you're cutting it fine, aren't you?

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