Oh don't get me started !
Bluebottle: Now, man, I was trained in Judo by the great Bert. Using the body as a counter-pivot to displace the opponent, I use the great Bert's method of throwing the opponent to his death! Be warned, Moriarty, one false move and you die by Bert's method!
Moriarty: Take that!
[thud]
Bluebottle: AHOO! Wait till I see that twit Bert.
Eccles: You- you hit my friend Bottle again and see what happens!
[thud]
Bluebottle: AHOO!
Eccles: See, that's what happens!
Yes yes I know I've posted it before, but by goodness it bears repetition, and why else would I be called Bertie ?