And There's More!

[maggiebee]

I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: 'He’s trying to pull a fast one.'

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

This bloke said to me: 'I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?'

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.’

[Bazile]

A policeman came up to me today and said -

'' I've been watching you turning your car around - I've got three points i would like you to consider in order to assist you when you do that manoeuvre again in the future ''

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Well pointed out! Lol...