Am I The Living Dead?

[david small]

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never done drugs, I don’t gamble, I have zero sex life, might as well be as above,but I don’t like confined spaces:)
On the plus side I have sufficient funds to holiday, but I don’t like holidays.
Can’t walk very far, can’t stand for very long, though good at armchair pontificating. Hate politicians for there wonton destruction of our country.
Despair at the thugs and thicko’s that proliferate in ever increasing numbers.
Would leave this septic Isle but don’t know where to go except to blazes.
Pointless rant over and out....

[andres]

Can you all drop this thing you seem to have about sheep. It's disgusting. I thought that David had asked a serious question but apparently not.!!!

[Theland]

Andres is right, lots of people need your time and talents.

[Theland]

Here we go. A nark!

[Buenchico]

Thanks for the BA, David.

There's no such thing as a serious question in Chatterbank, Andres!

However I'd have thought that Theland might have understood that Leviticus 20:15 seems to be a bit unfair on the poor sheep!

;-)

[david small]

Theland, off you go, onto the naughty step.

[Theland]

What again? My bum print is ingrained on the naughty step.

[237SJ]

Am I the living dead? "I don't drink, I don't smoke, never done drugs, I don't gamble, I have zero sex life" No, you're just boring :)

[david small]

237sj. I refute that statement. I’ve been called many thing in my time but boring, wait a minute, boring was one of them. ***.

[david small]

Got to close now per temp....

[Barsel]

Meet your female equivalent ta da. In describing yourself, you have described me too.Take no notice of those who think you are boring, just so long as you have a great sense of humour, you can't go wrong. I take it you do have a sense of humour?

[Theland]

Good advice Barsel.

[jourdain2]

I don't smoke, never done drugs (been offered some, but said 'no thanks'), only bet once in a plot (made money on Brexit) am happily married. So we've got a bit in common. I am also getting on a bit and despair at what may follow and I have the aches, pains and problems of advanced living. On the other hand - I have good contacts with young people, am valuable helping out with grandkids, feel very useful, am the press officer for our village, been preparing local church for Remembrance today and the Scarborough Camera Club turned up (as things happen) so I acted as impromptu guide and I'll be in their portfolios...etc., etc..

I do drink - we had a SUPER village 'wine-tasting' evening yesterday - lots of bonhomie and I learned lots and tasted new foods and wines. Smashing. I did leave this Isle for 15 years - but you take your attitude to life with you. My advice to you would to be look for the good around and join in small things - you'll be amazed what can happen. :)

[ummmm]

Sounds like my mum except she's fit and has the Lord :-)

[jno]

what is it about holildays you don't like? They were invented for people to get away from daily lives they're not enjoying.

[Ellipsis]

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside ...

[JimF]

Damn! Beat me to it, Ellipsis!

[rowanwitch]

I don't smoke, hardly drink, no gambling, sex is now but a mucky memory, but doesn't mean I am boring. I am interested in a huge range of things and although not as fit as I was still will not give in. It's all a state of mind, and you would t want to see the stars of mine.
I will sit next to you at the next AB knees up and we can see who annoys us the most.