Its Going To Be A Cracker.

[teacake44]

With all these promises flooding in from all parties, I'm excited!! its going to be the best Christmas ever for prezzies. :0) :0)

[emmie]

is it, why?

[spathiphyllum]

Imagine if there was a penalty for not committing to your campaign promises.

I don't think there would be any politicians left.

[teacake44]

^^:0). I do however keep thinking about 31st October for some reason ? can't seem to get it out of my mind

[ToraToraTora]

me too, I reckon Jezza will be walking the plank on boxing day!

[hereIam]

^ Hope so !

[spathiphyllum]

Yes because jezza being out of any picture will really benefit our political system, when he's never had any actual impact on the gov of our country.

Pathetic tory agendas to discredit some to make themselves seem better.

You can't take light from someone elses candle to make yours brighter.

[retrocop]

And you can’t polish a turd. :-)

[Arksided]

^ Love that expression and never has it being used so aptly.

[spathiphyllum]

No, but you can coat it in little bits of fools gold, and then spray it with hairspray so it sets. I think you'd call that Boris? ;)

[teacake44]

Can you buy them to hang on the tree?

[spathiphyllum]

I could make some if there was enough people on AB who wanted to buy some, I could even put them in a little felt suit with a little blond hair on one end. It would be so cute! I've always wanted to give a ***

[retrocop]

You will find that is called a bauble.