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DTCwordfan | 20:21 Mon 18th Nov 2019 | Jokes

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'I've got just over a kilometer and a half of paddy fields, said he with a rice mile."

'#I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.'

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Patsy33

Lol..

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Standing near the chimney, I thought I heard Santa coughing. I think he’s coming down with something.

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