Mafia Boss..

[Patsy33]

Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy’s car to be rusting.
Chemist: I’m listening.

Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant.

[davebro]

do stop it!

[AZardoz]

Please do !

[emmie]

yes do

[Theland]

Chemist : "Throw these Viagra in his tank. His engine will race, his gears will go stiff, and his exhaust will fall off"
Mafia Boss : "What then?"
Chemist : "He'll lie back and have a smoke".

[emmie]

worse.....

[Bazile]

Mafia boss
'' This new chef - I see he thinks he's got a sense of humour - why else would he serve me up sheep's head without any gravy ?''