Unlikely Or Impossible Headlines.

[Theland]

Can you think of any unlikely or impossible headlines surrounding the General Election?
Here are a few: -

100 Vets say country going to the dogs.

Boris passes polygraph test.

Corbyn wants knighthood.

Abbott calculates massive win for Labour.

Abbott returns books to library.

Any more from you funny folk?

[emmie]

Jeremy Corbyn wins the election, then wakes up

[Theland]

Oh nooooooooooooo!
Some people are happy with them.
Yeah right!
I am feeling Like giving up.
None so blind ...... etc

[Peter Pedant]

Diane Abbott sees the way forward !

Trump stands as MP shock-
you Brits like being ruled!

Nancy Pelosi marries Prince Charles

[Theland]

Boris to do stand up comedy. Oops he already has.

[Theland]

Part leaders to star in pantomime, oops, they already have.

[naomi24]

Theland,

https://fullfact.org/economy/how-many-people-zero-hours-contracts-want-more-hours/

//I am feeling Like giving up. //

Good idea. You're on a loser and backing a loser.

[Patsy33]

It could be a tie tomorrow, unless weather turns colder and Jeremy wears a scarf...