13.5% Firmer

[sunny-dave]

Oh sweet jaysus - now they'll never shut up ...

https://tinyurl.com/tuflzne

[CrapAtCryptics]

You only have to look at the source they are all a bunch of Richards at the Guardian

[-SharonA-]

Vegetarian diet for Mr A from now on!!

[lady-janine]

This is meant to be a comedy article, right?

[david small]

How do you measure a sleeping mushroom?

[Tilly2]

I knew those carrots would work. :-)

[Zacs-Master]

‘ Veganism – is it the answer to rock-solid erections? Possibly. It certainly won’t hurt.’

Depends where you stick it.

[marval]

I have to wonder who came up with the thought that it might work.

[bookbinder]

The Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries, and Food has noted a strong demand for lettuce, cabbage, and all root vegetables, and a decline in demand for sausages.

[Mamyalynne]

Well Dr Aaron Spitz, the author of The Penis Book which interestingly shows an aubergine on the front cover thought it worth a try.

[Zacs-Master]

Have you got the hardback version of that, mamya?

[douglas9401]

They may be making a rod with which to beat themselves.

[Ellipsis]

Lasting five times longer during your sleep? Useful to stop you rolling out of bed, not for much else ...