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Sliced Cucumber
After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.
I don’t know if it was them or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days.
This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple of cucumbers.
After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same man.
The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smiles and sometimes a wink.
All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking.
The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline.
Hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.
I don’t know if it was them or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days.
This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple of cucumbers.
After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same man.
The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smiles and sometimes a wink.
All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking.
The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline.
Hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.
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Lol. A little close to home for me :-) I once walked to the local shop to get one and my son told me his x box controller wasn't working. So I had to walk home clutching a large cucumber and a pack of batteries. It was embarrassing :-)
20:01 Sat 04th Jan 2020
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