You Could Not Make It Up

[sunny-dave]

I am still struggling to come to terms with this ...

https://tinyurl.com/thjm9lp

... or has April 1st been relocated to January this year?

[naomi24]

Hate smelly candles at the best of times. The height of naff.

[Mamyalynne]

Wibble ;-)

[Canary42]

/// Hate smelly candles at the best of times. The height of naff. ///

I agree - the smells wafting out of the shops are nauseating.

[naomi24]

They remind me of that ghastly plasticy Glade stuff people squirt around their houses. You just wouldn't, would you? Well you might ... but I wouldn't.

[ladybirder]

Not even Jo Malone's?

[naomi24]

Each to their own, but not for me. None of them.

[Buenchico]

The Advertising Standards Agency requires that all advertiser must be able to prove their claims. In the event of a dispute, will officials from the ASA be required to do a bit of 'sniffing around' to ascertain the truth or otherwise of Ms Paltrow's claims?

;-)

[Theland]

Naomi - Given the assumption that we all use air fresheners, what is your preferred brand?

[brainiac]

Has anyone asked Chris Martin to confirm its authenticity? But then, maybe he can't recall....

[david small]

This is actually truly astounding. I was going to show this extraordinary link to my wife. But having thought it through decided to refrain, not knowing what it might lead to, or where.

[Cloverjo]

Oh no. Any artificial smells are horrible. Air fresheners, candles, those little pine trees in cars, yuk, no.

[Mozz71]

//Has anyone asked Chris Martin to confirm its authenticity?//

Brainiac, if this had happened a few years back, I may have suggested that Chris Martin was Gwyneth's vag.

[emmie]

she is bonkers, who on earth would buy such a thing,
or is it aimed at the luvvies in La La Land, very odd woman.

[waterboatman]

Is she on drugs? or doing it for a bet?

[Canary42]

Apparently its high price is a result of its production being very labia-intensive ;-D

[Old_Geezer]

Indeed. I'm surprised she has time to fit it all in.

[Theland]

I recommend a Canestan candle to neutralise Geyneths odours.

[Peter Pedant]

// Something very fishy about this.//
something wrong with this - - I smell a rat
(100% abers go - - ugh)

as for lovely TTT and his armpits, I think of them whenever I read his prose.... am I allowed to say that?