Are You Good with Mechanics?

[KaNet]

Encouraged by the current Global Warming crisis, I have invented an eco-friendly energy saving gadget I. I have designed all the electrical circuitry required but have no idea about making the mechanical parts more efficient.

I intend to enter this gadget for a development award by Powergen-energylab.co.uk, (currently on offer to the finalists of a competition based on energy saving ideas. The award is �50,000 plus expert assistance in developing the new product.

Can you help design the efficient mechanical parts for the project? If you can, I will consider taking you on board as a partner...

[naz_nomad]

Not without knowing what the parts are, and what they do ...

[ugly_bob]

Is it one of those bobbing birds? I'd pay �50,000 for one of those!!

[naz_nomad]

would that be an ugly bob-bing bird?

[lightoftruth]

i have an uncle who specialises in this exact area. He invented the "eco-kettle" recently which i believe actually has endorshment by powergen.

[boobesque]

you would CONSIDER us a partner? that sounds like an offer i can refuse

[KaNet]

I hope you understand why I cannot write the details of my invention at this time. But I shall be contacting all respondents asap.

Hey, ugly-bob! Have you heard the story about the ugly duck who wanted to look good ? (exchanged all her food for chicken feathers and stuck them on...)

This **** saw her and screamed "You fool! You will still be an ugly duck if you were to stick Bird of Paradise feathers up your arse"

[Space]

ugly_bob, you can get them on eBay for �8 or less

[ugly_bob]

�2.06 apparently - $12 p+p though :-(
You could've made yourself some money there.

[lightoftruth]

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I dont have a highly advanced knowledge of mechanics i can however tell you where to start from and diffrent ways of going about it.