You Couldn't Make It Up.

[Canary42]

"My boyfriend dumped me but how do I tell my cat?"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-51099622

[albaqwerty]

hhhmff.
Our cat was more concerned about one of his slaves moving out, was he (the cat) going to be fed less or petted less.
Would he suffer from Dreamies withdrawal?

I'm rather glad that our cat doesn't use twitter :-))

[jno]

my cat, who loved my boyfriend more than anything in the world

More than it loves you? Give him the cat.

[albaqwerty]

the boyfriend's new girl/boyfriend has allergies
possibly/allegedly

:-))))

I'm trying to cover all pc angles without causing offence to the fragile.

(the world has gone bonkers)

[waterboatman]

Some people shouldn't be allowed out on their own!

[emmie]

another bonkers person, should get a life..

[Mozz71]

As long as the woman can use a tin opener, that won't care.

[Mozz71]

*the cat won't care

[Theland]

Me? How?

[Mozz71]

Nobody mentioned you Theland!

[10ClarionSt]

Ditch the cat as well as the boyfriend. Plenty of mugs out there will take it off her hands.

[Mozz71]

Oi! Leave the kitteh alone!

[wolf63]

The Cat was probably aware of the break up before the humans were. They pick up changes to body language and routine.

[Mamyalynne]

The US-based comedian has a long time ahead of her to realise what big problems are - hope she and the cat cope.