A man in Birmingham, filed for divorce because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: "I have gone to the bridge club. There will be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 4."
A deaf man in Glasgow filed for divorce because his wife "was always nagging him in sign language."
A woman in Birmingham, divorced her husband because he forced her to "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past his girlfriend's house."
A woman in Milton Keynes, divorced her husband on the grounds that he "stayed home too much and was much too affectionate."
A man in Chester, divorced his wife because she "beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for permission."