Name One Of The Daftest Things You’Ve Ever Done.....

[Smowball]

Last year we went to New York for a week. Had a few drinks at lunchy, but not many really. We had tickets to see Phantom of the Opera in Times Square. Theatre was full. I decided I needed a wee. Accidentally opened fire escape doors instead and they evacuated the whole building!! Police arrive and everything. We sneaked off very quietly, heads down!!

[waterboatman]

Morning smow. xxx I like it! :o}

[Smowball]

Morning WBM x

[waterboatman]

How are you smow?

[Smowball]

Not too bad now thanks. Has been rough few weeks lol

[waterboatman]

I know it has. I'm glad you're feeling better.

[catswhiskas]

I was using the disabled toilet in the C. N Tower in Toronto and instead of flushing the toilet I pressed the emergency switch, all the security came running, was my face red....

[ToraToraTora]

It was a Friday night, err indoors was at her mums with the saucepan, I went out for a drinky poo at the local con club with my jacket and over coat, very cold night. So after a good old session in the club I went to the Casino, did pretty well and came home pleased with myself. Sadly I left my over coat in the club with my door key in the pocket, Bu66er! Can’t get in! The club is by now shut and I’m cream crackered desperate for bed. So I go round the back, break the door in and shove the wood back in the hole with the intention of dealing with it in the morning! Sadly I had made some noise and the neighbours had called plod! By this time I am in bed but I was disturbed to hear what sounded like a crowd outside. I looked out of the window and there was a lot of people on my front drive with torches etc! So I head for the door round the back and in my kitchen is a policeman with a German Sheppard, who I later found out was named Max! Anyway, said plod said, don’t move I have the dog and adopted the position of a man about to let him off the leash. I protested and apologized at the same time that I had broken the door myself to get in! Having none of it he asked me to produce ID, fair enough I said and proceed to wall back to the bedroom, with that he followed me very closely! I complained, no need to get too close mate, he said “how do I know you are not a burglar” – to which I said, “how many burglars go out in their dressing gowns Sherlock?” – anyway having verified I was me, I went outside to apoloigise and saw an array of police cars, ambulance, fire engines the lot! That was pretty embarrassing!

[TheDevil]

Lucky for me I'm in good connections with a window fitter. In a situation like that ToraToraTora you may think oh gosh, need to get the lock smith out but in more cases than not, it's cheaper to get someone to come and take your window out the frame.

[Peter Pedant]

// Got into a random parked car and told the person behind the wheel "Drive".//
yeah I did that - the driver whimpered - but I dont know you

[Mamyalynne]

It does catch them out.

[malagabob]

Working in my local city centre so catching train not driving in. Decided one station nearer to my workplace than central one. Waiting on platform. Trains come and go. Realised I was on a different branch line after about half hour.

[Smowball]

You lot are so so funny!!