What A Wally Lol

[Smowball]

Went to meet a friend at a local pub/restaurant - I’ve been there loads of times with family etc. The toilets are oddly upstairs. After just 20 mins there I needed the loo and went to walk up this sweeping staircase. You can see where this is going..... I get to the top step and I was rushing as I was bursting lol, and I slipped. Fell down entire staircase in front of absolutely everyone. People rushed to pick me up, all assuming I was drunk but I was stone cold sober - hadn’t even had half a glass of wine. Was absolutely mortified. I am now black and blue from head to toe - I think I have probably the most spectacular bruises I have ever had! Am amazed I didn’t break an arm or leg....... #whatanidiot

[MartinMillar]

You should be careful you could have concussion.
Did you seek medical advice?

[AuntPollyGrey]

yes I agree, a brain injury can't be ruled out. Feelings of nausea and confusion should be monitored.

[Bazile]

Crikey smowball
Do you stay indoors on Friday 13th ?