When Your Small Curly Haired Cockapoo Walks Into A Cow Pat

[Bobbisox1]

And sinks in it up to her neck

Bleughhhh
Retching here , :0/

[ladybirder]

Great Poo thread Bobbi. Not sure who's winning. Dogs, cats, humans or foxes. Close contest;-))

[Cloverjo]

Dogs are the worst. When I looked after one its poo in the garden grew revolting things.
I don’t notice my cat’s.

[Barmaid]

His normal poos aren't too bad. His protest poos are lethal. I'm thinking of selling it to a megalomaniac dictator as a weapon of mass destruction.

[jourdain2]

I truly sympathise. Up on the moors above Halifax, some 35 years ago, our labrador was snuffling about as usual (not on lead, not needed) and she suddenly dived down behind some heather and began rolling around. Not alarmed because she would roll in groughs and get plastered in mud and we had a hosepipe at home...…………. she didn't come when called and I investigated ( you are not going to like this, I didn't) to find her rolling luxuriously inside the decaying carcass of a sheep. She actually had the ribs cradling her. The car journey home was not pleasant and once there, the hosepipe was well used! She was a wonderful, loving, reliable, helpful dog and I still miss her dreadfully.

[Cloverjo]

Oh god, jourdain. The dog I looked after would sniff at dead fish on the beach (which was fairly gross) , but if she’d rolled in a dead sheep’s body I think I might have called her owners back from their holiday :)

[ladybirder]

Yep. That's when it hits you. When you get back in the car!! Gagging, all windows open, cursing at the dog, can't get home quick enough, oh the memories;-))

[Bobbisox1]

Haha had company tonight, fortunately Lola smells sweet again Jourdain that's got to get the BA, so gross it deserves top slot haha

[jourdain2]

Thanks for B.A. Bobbi! It's absolutely true and I will never, ever forget it..... well it was a long time ago, but clear as a bell visually and the smell will never quite leave me. :)