Would You Be Welcome...

[Cloverjo]

...in the shiny new non-EU UK?
http://www.upstart-theatre.co.uk/britquest/

I got 30 points. I feel useless. Good job I was born here.

[roopower]

I would not be welcome because I don't have a job and haven't been offered one. It didn't ask how old I am but guess being retired I wouldn't be welcome anyway.

[pastafreak]

That boat out is getting crowded...I only got a 10 also.

[Togo]

Easy Peasy.....I just did what all the "applicants" do and lied. Got 90 points and instant health care, housing, and as many benefits as I can handle.

[pixie374]

I got 10. Speak English, self-employed and kicked out :-)

[TheDevil]

No.

[fiction-factory]

Well I got 70/70. Anyway, I think anyone who is retired should be answering this based on previous jobs. No-one is suggesting we'd want to bring in retired people in unrestricted numbers, but those who were born here and may have probably contributed in some way are not going to have to apply to stay. (Yes I know Cloverjo only posted this for fun but I think it's right that we are starting to think a bit more closely about who we allow in. Having said that I think people will find ways round it- or just continue to sneak in.)

[pastafreak]

Even if I was still working, I'd not get in. And except for managers, none of my former work colleagues would either.

[Apc2604]

10. Poor old retired me. But never mind, they can't chuck me out!

[Zacs-Master]

It's obviously a P take. Quite humorous in places.

[Mamyalynne]

Upstart Theatre's aim is 'to kick start conversations about the World we live in' - mostly through productions but this is obviously a side shoot of what they do.

It worked.

[Maydup]

I'm totally amazed that my job is on the list of desirables, and that I scored 70 points. Maybe I'll *** off somewhere else with my points and live in the sun!

[Bazile]

Did you know Priti Patel’s father was a bus driver ?

[Mamyalynne]

It might not be too late for me to take up ballet.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, that would get you a couple of 'points' mamya. ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

It would, shall dig out my tutu.

[LadyCG]

I got 10 points and was told I wasn't welcome.