Spammer Grammar

[Canary42]

Occasionally I catch a spam before our alert mods eliminate it, and I never fail to be amused by the standard of writing (or auto-translation). For those of you who miss such entertainment, here is one from this morning's batch, with the name redacted and link omitted of course, to render the post impotent (pun intended).

/// chain of top fee extensive variety of Users that belongs to notable age companies and special additives of the area. The [redacted] is a health supplement that helps in enhancing the sexual fitness of the Person via correcting the erection ///

[douglas9401]

You're very hard on spammers.

[aelmpvw]

stanley unwin at his best

[Canary42]

LOL douglas

[CrapAtCryptics]

I`d like to know who has been complaining about the upright nature of the male correspondents here that makes the spammers think there is a need for their product.

[aelmpvw]

probably my doris

[shoota]

'Erection correction' sounds strangely appealing...

[The Builder]

Shoota would be interested to see a report I read this morning, that aims to outlaw lead shot from shotgun cartridges.

Thankfully though Shoots, lead should still be available in your pencil ;o)