Really Fed Up

[teacake44]

Of singing happy birthday now, I've run out of names. had a go at Jack and Jill went up the hill, but not the same.

[Vagus]

Change the names, change is good ;)

[elliemay1]

I'm afraid it has to be Happy Birthday or your hands won't be clean!

[Spicerack]

Don't be fed up. As my old dad used to say 'when one door shuts another one opens'.
Hell of a nice chap, he was, but a lousy cabinet maker.

[tiggerblue10]

I don't do the 20 second thing but I do wash my hands constantly anyway. Don't know if that counts?

[Rosie29]

Letter in the Guardian yesterday - saying 3 Hail Marys takes care of the spiritual as well as the physical !

[Vagus]

Try Staying Alive instead, much more lively and probably more appropriate.

[zylaphone]

Lol Vagus!

[douglas9401]

If using Stayin' Alive extra care should be taken to avoid a Saturday Night Fever.

[rowanwitch]

The wheels on the bus gives you around 20 seconds and will drive you even crazier

[aelmpvw]

how about 'ringa ringa roses', that's supposed to be about a plague ...

[teacake44]

Neighbours are complaining about my singing, you just can't win.