You Couldn't Make It Up ...

[sunny-dave]

Why bother with fake news when real life generates headlines like this ... ?

https://tinyurl.com/qkfuxfk

[LadyCG]

It's been a funny day on AB

:-)

[aelmpvw]

don't you just hate it when that happens ...

[Ken4155]

So that's how they get the smokey bacon flavour. Always wondered:-)

[Spicerack]

The Police are roasting their main suspect.

[aelmpvw]

doris is refusing to roll in the hay with me until i've found my pedometer ...

[sunny-dave]

When interviewed, a Mr Porker commented :

"I'm afraid I just don't give a .... "

[jakep]

Must have been a lot of crackling...

[Tilly2]

I'm glad that no pigs were injured in the making of this story.