I wandered lonely aisle to aisle
To buy some basic fare
Came home empty handed
All the shelves were bare
Well not exactly empty
I could have bought some fruit
I could have got some veggies too
I could have bought some laxatives
But no paper for a poo
I could have bought some top shelf mags
Although I am not pervy
The local people won't get covid
But I think they will all get scurvy.