Terms Of Imprisonment

[Canary42]

Being over 70, I am allegedly soon likely to be confined to my home, does anyone have any idea of/for the proposed terms of imprisonment?.

For example, will I be allowed out into my front garden ?

Or on to the street to trim my hedge ?

Am I allowed visitors ?

[Don't lose sight of this being in Chatterbank]

[bookbinder]

This is all very well and good, but, if I am confined to my home:
1. who will do my shopping? Will a kind man from the government call on Tuesdays and Fridays to collect our shopping list?
2. what can my wife and I do when our hair needs cutting/dressing? Will that kind man come and do it for us?
3. I have a dental appointment in a few weeks. Will that kind man come and look at my molars?
It's not going to work, is it?

[Theland]

Hippy hairstyles from now on :-)

[masterchef]

No more diets!

[Peter Pedant]

// PP - I'm a bit worried about that; we haven't got a dog, so are they likely to shoot my wife instead?//

that surely how much of a b - - - your dear wife is - I suppose

you know - my wife is disposed to bite anyone who calls and passing skool children and if they dont call she goes out and finds them ....