Covid9 Virus

[bobc1941]

If I run out of toilet paper can I use newspapers I can remember in the
1940's poor people did but the print ink came off.

[Canary42]

Go down to the local car wash and "moon" through the open front window.

[Khandro]

Thanks for that link Mamya; some people work from a theory to an imagined consequence without ever testing that theory. These maybe the same people who have a stockpile of loo rolls, may they never run out, it would be interesting to hear, what then?

May I also point out that the OP is a serious question.

[Khandro]

^^ another comedian has arrived.

[Peter Pedant]

// Wallpaper?
(Not woodchip!)// - - or perhaps curry house flock - the furry wallpaper that was so popular in er curry houses in the seventies

bob
of course it is OK to use newspaper as bog roll
but you mau have to change your name to Black Bob

well readers I am surprised and shocked at the lavatorial nature of this thread. I am amaxed that the ever watchful mods have not flushed it down the can

[Mamyalynne]

Bob, to be serious - I agree with everyone saying don't flush any product that is not toilet roll.