Internet Seems Slow

[barry1010]

My internet speed is over 100 Mbps as it should be but sites are so slow to load. Is this because their servers have much more traffic than usual?

[bhg481]

Yes

[barry1010]

Thanks, again, bhg! Will everybody please disconnect from the internet so that I can carry on as usual. I am a very important person and have games to play, tv to stream and cannot be doing with this lag.

I have toilet rolls if you need to be bribed

[Togo]

Got a bottle of Macallan Gold whisky? If so I will log off.

[barry1010]

I'll run to the shops now, Togo.

[snags]

Perhaps your router has a virus (no, not that one).

[jno]

well, I've done my bit for you, barry, I'm posting this via carrier pigeon.

[bhg481]

Sorry barry, cash only. I'm well off for toilet rolls.

[barry1010]

Are you selling them on eBay, bhg? £10 a roll

[barry1010]

Thank you , jno, but I think your pigeon has just done a woopsie on my wife's washing

[bhg481]

barry - if you think you're getting some for £10 a roll you're one-off; I'd be giving them away at that price.

[Peter Pedant]

internet slow
no it is just the people using it
ter saaah !

[Peter Pedant]

// but I think your pigeon has just done a woopsie//

o mi god you know there is a corona virus for birds - innit?
avian mega death virus or something
you didnt ?
that is because in the modern world if it isnt human you dont get money to study it

[barry1010]

What language do you speak, Peter? Intrigued, I am