You Know Things Are Getting Dire...

[Vagus]

...when you clean the sliding mirror wardrobe doors out of sheer boredom

[Mamyalynne]

Then spend the next few days shouting 'Don't touch those doors!'

[brainiac]

and have you seen what's on TV tonight? You'll be cleaning even more....

[Peter Pedant]

I washed the outsides of my windows
for the first time since I moved in in er 2001

visually impaired so it didnt make much difference tbh

[Peter Pedant]

BA for Brainiac !
quite - quite - a mot juste !

[Vagus]

It’ll be the windows next :/

[maggiebee]

Just been round the house with antibacterial wipes. Every handle, light switch and socket. Bored or what?

[gness]

Wait until you're in the wardrobe, Vagus....cleaning the insides... :-(

[Cloverjo]

I might even clean my fridge.

[Theland]

In bed listening to radio 4 and on AB.
Think I'll stay here.
Radio debate - rationing treatment. Bury the oldies.

[Theland]

Debate - how to die at home. Seriously!

[Vagus]

Some good ideas there...inside the wardrobe, all those electrical bits and door handles, and the fridge, I forgot about the fridge, yay........... :(

[vulcan42]

" Bury the oldies."
Is that before or after they're dead?

[sanmac]

You know you're in dire straits when your cruise ship is stuck in Gibraltar and you can't get home...OK, I'll get me 'at.

[pastafreak]

*puts fridge on to do list*

Are we going to have to ration the boring jobs the longer we isolate?

[pixie374]

Right. I'm going back to work asap. This staying at home is hard work!

[Vagus]

I already have pasta, todays has been accomplished.

[Ken4155]

You know you're in dire straits when your name is Mark Knopfler :-)

[Cloverjo]

My sister works long hours in a pub and she says she’d rather be at work than trying to fill her time in isolation.

[pixie374]

Totally agree with her, Clover. We've been off since Tuesday evening. Feels like forever....