Come Back

[marval]

A plumber was called to a woman’s flat to repair a leaking pipe.

When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked lady, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.

About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.

“That was my husband,” she said, “He is on his way home, but he is going back to the office around eight. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off.”

The plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.

“What? On my own time?"

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Buenchico]

Then he had second thoughts: "Ok, if I tap on your door, will U bend to meet my desires? With your flat being so high up, it'll need an express riser but I've never had any complaints in the past. Take care when fiddling with this new *** though. Hey, this isn't a trap, is it?"

[Buenchico]

^^^ *** rhymes with 'clock' ;-)

[Canary42]

He rang her later and said,"It's over Flo"

[retrocop]

She said," Come back alone.I don't want Plumber's Mate as well."
No worries Olive.