If Trump Were The Captain Of The Titanic...

[Tilly2]

"There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them. We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats. The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg."

This is doing the rounds. It made me laugh.

[pastafreak]

Oops...mine was for 11:23, not you jim.

[royfromaus]

So, much the same result as if say Edward Smith was the captain?

[royfromaus]

jim360
I quite agree, Spicey, Trump and his supporters are total morons! Couldn't have put it better myself.



Well, that's just as moronic.

[Milo2]

Very funny. I think adding tremendous a few times would have made it even better.

[Tilly2]

Who're the morons, Spicey?

Do you mean us?

[Tilly2]

Roy, Captain Smith went down with the ship. He didn't make any comments about icebergs afterwards or during.

[jno]

oh, did Captain Smith not blame the Chinese? He missed a trick there, then.

[Tilly2]

I'm not sure he ever went to China, Jno.

[shoota]

If he had he'd probably have crashed the junk.

[Tilly2]

Do they have icebergs in China? We didn't see any when we cruised the Yangtze.

[shoota]

Other maritime hazards are available.

[royfromaus]

Tilly2
Roy, Captain Smith went down with the ship. He didn't make any comments about icebergs afterwards or during.




The captain of a liner that ran into a bloody great iceberg...never made any comments about the iceberg during the little skirmish?


Remarkable.

[Mozz71]

Some people round here really take a joke a little too seriously. Especially when it's concerning their favourite prez!

[gulliver1]

He would change From POTUS, to FLOATUS.

[Tilly2]

Good one Gulliver :-)