A Groaner Or Two

[Canary42]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice, but he can’t tell where it’s coming from.

"Hey, mister! I like your tie!" it says.

He looks around, but he doesn’t see anything, and decides to shrug it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip, and another tiny voice pipes up.

“Hey, hey, mister! Nice shoes!”

Again, he looks around, but he sees nothing but the barmaid who is busy taking some other customers’ orders. Shaking his head, he takes another sip.

“Hey, mister! I like your haircut!”

He puts down his drink, puzzled, and signals to the barmaid, who walks over, polishing a glass.

“Hey,” he says, “what’s with the high-pitched voices I keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the barmaid replies. “They’re complimentary.”

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Q: What’s the technical name for coffee at work?

A: Break fluid

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Q: Where do birds go for coffee?

A: To the Nestcafe

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The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors.

1 How dense the population is.

2 How dense the population is.

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[Theland]

Very good!

[Theland]

He hears!a voice saying, ''1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.''
And on his cigarettes it says, ''The tobacco that counts.''

[Canary42]

That dates you Theland

[albaqwerty]

break fluid !! love it :-))))

[Theland]

Canary, indeed it does.

You're never alone with a Strand.

Cool as a mountain stream.

Yes I remember :-(

[Patsy33]

They made me chuckle...

[marval]

Good ones