You Stick Your Jumper Over Your Nose !

[johnny.5]

to stop smelling /inhaling a fart (some person laying an egg ) ; ) so why wouldn't you wear a mask ?

[mushroom25]

would you ask a doctor treating you to protect you/him from the virus to pull his jumper over his face?

so why would you abstract his surgical mask just so you can go to the shops?

[Old_Geezer]

Oh, so you just value the psychological benefits rather than real ones ?

[johnny.5]

no
just a simple example that a simple mask will work to some degree

[vulcan42]

this why I wouldn't wear a mask.
A dot smaller then a full stop (.) is 615 microns
a speck of sawdust, which most masks in DIY shops are designed for,
30-600.
Talcum powder 0.5 -50.
virus 0.005-0.3

[Mamyalynne]

If you put your nose inside your jumper, aren't you nearer the source of the flatulence?

[Mozz71]

What a ridiculous analogy. Next you'll be saying that holding your nose will protect you from Covid 19, as it stops you from smelling a trouser cough. Idiotic.

[Mozz71]

/If you put your nose inside your jumper, aren't you nearer the source of the flatulence//

Only if you're the creator of the guff.

[Mamyalynne]

Precisely.

[Mozz71]

Whoever smelt it dealt it eh?

[THECORBYLOON]

Will folk be asked to knit masks now?

[albaqwerty]

there's an ab'er who makes them from non-biodegradable babywipes, I'm sure this ab'er must fart when they go out :-)))

[jno]

I think just make use of what you've got, TCL

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