Make Love

[marval]

A woman said to her husband, “You make love like a painter.”

“What like Da Vinci?” he said.

“Smooth strokes, attention to detail, resulting in masterpiece?”

No, she said.

“Like a council painter. You rush the job, leave mess everywhere and I end up having to finish it myself.”

[tonyav]

LOL.

[jno]

While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model was posed up a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he ran up the ladder and had 'er

[marval]

lol Jno, good one.