Men's Health

[Canary42]

Here is a short DIY health check for men.

Go outside and take a pee in the garden.

Here is the diagnosis, depending on the result:-

1. If ants gather round, it’s diabetes


2. If you pee on your feet, it’s prostrate trouble.


3. If it smells like barbecue, it’s a cholesterol issue.


4. If it hurts your wrist on shaking, it’s osteoarthritis


5. If you go back inside with your willy outside your trousers, it’s Alzheimer’s

[jno]

and all of them at once...

[Patsy33]

:-))