Very carefully drove to postbox to post a letter. Next door the house was all done in bunting. On their wall was a cuddly toy with a note attached.
"Is this yours? Our stupid cat stole it"
Brought back memories of things my cat used to bring home.
I remember our cat Daisy as a kitten caught a wood pigeon in next doors garden and managed to drag it over the fence and into our kitchen the bird was twice as big as she was.
When I lived up north the custom was put your turkey carcase out on the lawn. This was so the birds could have a go. I remember the horrendous banging as my cat tried to bring the turkey carcase in through the cat flap. His backend was through the flap but his head and turkey was still stuck outside.