What On Earth Has Happened To Police Standards

[nailit]

I know some ABer's will knock me but....
What the hell has happened to Police standards?

Had a (very welcome) delivery of food donated from our very own Stoke on Trent police force to our foodbank today.
A single police car reversed into our drive and out came two police officers. (No, I didnt recognise them before any wag asks)

But was immediately struck by a very large, roly poly police woman who must have weighed at least 20 stone, and a schoolboy (or what looked like a schoolboy) in police fancy dress.

Are there no standards for joining the police today?
Ive had my issues with Danny and Retrocop etc on here re: policing but surely...they must agree that policing has gone down the pan.
A fat female and a schoolboy trying to arrest a violent offender?? Would love to have seen them two been called out to an emergency without backup.

(And before anyone comments, Im not anti-police...)

[fcc]

Maybe if they have lowered their standards so low they might be
signing ex-cons up,uniform provided,pay rise,show the kids how
it's done(poacher turned gamekeeper),easy money.

[douglas9401]

These fatties have done for the thin blue line.

Except for the tattoos, obvs.