Apart from Albs, 'Arrods list includes:
* Stevie Wonder (on a crossing - now you see me, now you don't)
*Pope Pius IX - least said the better.
* The Holy Roman Empress Maria-Therese - probably bonked Pius.
*Luciano Benetton - from whom 'Arrods got his dress sense
* Selina Scott - she's prettier than 'Arrods
*Chong-okkie Bae - think he was a famous Korean darts player
* Alison Goldfrapp - with a name like that, no chance.
*Buck Taylor - had no sense of responsibility
and Tommy Gunn, USA porn actor, least said the better as well
What a motley bunch